So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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