Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
