Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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