I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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