Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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