I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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