Who wears a wallet chain?!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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