Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize