Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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