He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
