I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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