she was so not down for the gang bang
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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