I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
dude. I can hear the air.
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