i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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