Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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