i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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