Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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