careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She's the barista slut.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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