hotel room ftw
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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