its not stalking. its research.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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