Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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