You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize