I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
