I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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