come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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