nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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