She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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