i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Randomize
