Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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