super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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