remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.