I would do horrible things to your vagina.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Can I color on your dick again?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.