this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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