this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
foreskin is a definite game changer
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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