I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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