guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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