Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.