Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You were trust falling into bushes
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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