we're blogging at a bar
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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