Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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