This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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