yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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