His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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