Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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