Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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