Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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