Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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