I hate your face
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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