Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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