yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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