Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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