I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You ruined the universe
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