What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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