We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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