hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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